Newest update, Pricing Lists, and wreckless....ELEPHANTS???

Hello cyber world, I am back for the first time in months, I suppose that is the convenience of running my own small business, I can do what I want. Well here I am, back for the first time since April and I have a couple HUGE announcements...Those can wait, first we must cover the strange news stories I always provide, because well....You know they always provide a great laugh, or thought provoking face palms. Well let's march on with it!

Firstly a man blames his 7th DUI on an elephant, apparently the man was intoxicated, and crashed his car(who didn't see that coming?! I mean drunk drivers, well, really I think we all know what drinking and driving equals...) So anyways he wrecks his car, and the first officer on the scene was told by the drunk man, that the reason he crashed is because he swerved in order to avoid hitting an elephant that was apparently standing in the middle of the road...
According to police there were no known elephants loose in the area at the time of the man's accident. Enough said. I have no snarky remarks to make, because well I am sure they're running through your head as it is.Man Blames Elephant for DUI

Next up I am a bit late in sharing the exciting news, as I have been so busy, but I will be an expecting mom soon, that is right, the crawling chaos is finally on his way...Adrian Jayden Eversole will be his name, of course spawn of Cthulhu works just as well, or the Crawling Chaos. Regardless, this new life changing event has spurred a BRAND NEW line of products! Onesies, and baby shirts! Check the facebook page for the newest designs, as i am getting too big to really move a lot without getting completely exhausted I will be glued to this computer a bit more, and making new designs...which brings me to my next piece of information...Pricing.
As I have not yet made a pricing list for my collection I think now is the time to do it. 

So prices are as follows.

Fun Fact of the Day Tshirts.........................$10.00
C.R.A.P. Tshirts...............................................$15.00
Videogames Vs. Life Tshirts........................$15.00
Onesies................................................................$7.00
Completely Customized with your own Design.............$20.00
Customized with MY design...................$20.00
Customized Baby Wear..........................$10.00
Bulk Tshirts(any design any size QTY: 5+)................$5.00/shirt

Anyways hope you enjoy the new stuff, I will still be updating t-shirt designs, as well as the baby clothing line, just stop by randomly.
For now I am out, Have a wonderful night everyone 
XxXShell

April showers bring what...?

So this month has proved eventful in terms of strange news, new t-shirts, and just all around fun! I have a lot I want to go over today...so uhhh, pay attention!
First off I will address the new t-shirts...They are neither fun fact of the day, nor are they videogame versus life t-shirts..these are in fact just fun(ny) sayings...Hopefully you enjoy them...
Next up I must address the newest funny stories I have found in the news lately
Now ladies, you often say that all a man wants from you is sex, well the tables have turned my friends...a German man actually had to call the cops on a lady whom he took home after their first date...here is what I must say first off...the man was 43 and the lady was 47, and these people have more stamina than anyone I have ever met in my life...especially the lady...the night following their first date they had sex several times, however the next morning the lady refused to leave, because she wanted more sex, to which the man said no, he then attempted to leave his bedroom, she then decided to bar him from leaving, so he ran out on the balcony and called the cops...when the authorities arrived she THEN tried to get them to perform various sexual acts with them as well, she is now facing possible sexual assault, and illegal imprisonment...All I can say is, YOU GO GIRL! hahah that poor man...
So the next story on my raster just further proves that we as human being depend too much on our cell phones...in fact we really are losing touch with reality...A man was walking down the street and as he was typing a text to someone he ACTUALLY WALKED INTO A FULL GROWN BLACK BEAR...Now most of you reading this would probably shit yourself if that happened to you...I can't imagine how my mother would react, last time we went on vacation to Gatlinburg, Tennessee, she thought every stump in a field was a bear and would frantically roll up the windows and lock the doors...I personally just think it was rude of the guy, myself, but what does my opinion matter? I mean I was just raised with manners...luckily the man was not mauled to death, apparently the bear was having a good day...turns out he was a wanted fugitive and was too busy running from the feds to react to a man walking head on into him...the bear was being tracked by helicopter, and was later safely recaptured.
This last news story really gets me going...and lucky for us, it is in fact Easter themed. After those interesting family dinners we all sit through most of us need a good laugh....Funny enough, this one is from Germany as well....apparently a family called the police to take a prowler into custody. The couple were quoted as saying the prowler had a "striking face". He was also wearing checkered pants a yellow shirt and a backpack....I suppose he was trying to get caught? I mean I wouldn't wear such bright colors if I were prowling...status quo says black is the right color for robbing someone at night.
Any wayback to the story...the family were quite frightened so they called the police...when the authorities showed up they were staggered to find out the prowler was in fact a 6 foot tall Easter bunny statue that someone had placed outside the family's window...probably as a prank. The officers were quoted in saying "We have taken the criminal into custody, however he was not said much yet...we're still waiting for the owners to come get him"...So that's that. New t-shirts, Easter Bunny prowlers, rude men walking into a poor defenseless bear because he was too busy texting, and a sex crazed maniacal woman. Thanks for your time! Cheers Xx

Sex Crazed Woman, Innocent Bear gets ran into by rude man on cell phone, Easter bunny, the Prowler

Street Racing at it's Extremes....the Amish are Doing it Right!

Hello everyone there in the cyber world,
It's been a while. New merchandise is available for my fellow C.R.A.P. members, if you don't know what that is...then you probably won't be much interested...for those of you who are interested in a tshirt update, one will be coming shortly.
To my next topic of discussion, in strange local news I have discovered you don't need an Italian Sports Car or a Chevy pick up to get a lot of horsepower in your life...you really just need the good Amish people of Ohio. Apparently...in Ashland, Ohio they don't rely on crappy Hondas with their mufflers torn off to race...they resort to cart and buggy....that's a true show of horsepower right there! A man was charged with reckless riding for apparently "drag" racing a horse and buggy on a main state route. the 2 men involved in the race were racing to their local church and as one passed the other he clipped an oncoming vehicle...don't worry though, none of the daredevils involved in this collision were injured other than the driver who only sustained a few cuts and an extreme hit on his pride. I was jolly to know he is not the first amish man to be charged with reckless driving...not because I have anything against the amish, but because I thought mostorist...namely myself, were the only ones charged for it. But, no the amish have to deal with that pesky police quota that we all have to deal with. I think we should tip our hats to them, in a world filled with cellphones, Ipads, and other communication technology, and even cars we usually don't build ourselves they still manage to have fun and enjoy life as well. And they build their own vehicles...so kudos to them. My only concern is the poor horse who has to lug these people around...guys I understand that you work hard and play even harder...and I realize that this won't make it back to the amish, but if anyone reading this knows anyone from the good ole amish country please tell them to give those horses a little break. it's not easy pulling a carriage at top speeds! Well I suppose that's all I really have to say for the night. Cheers everyone! Xx

http://www.aolnews.com/2011/03/16/plenty-of-horsepower-amish-man-accused-of-drag-racing-in-buggy/

Ahhh, hooray for local businesses!

Hello people out there in the cyber world. Hopefully everyones lives have been well for the past week or so. I come today to discuss local stores. I was out and about the other night exploring the places I frequent so unwillingly when something glorious happened. I came across a family owned table-top-RPG and gaming store. Now I know most of you are sarcastically shaking your hands in front of your face going oooo-ooo-oooo like a sick phantom, but that kind of thing is rare around here. You see it's more significant than you may think. I, for one, am burnt out on only seeing videogame stores and card shops, not that they do nothing for me because if I said that I'd be lying. I love my videogames, and my comics, but boy oh boy an entire store dedicated to nothing but board games and table top roleplaying. Very very amazingly cool. It was funny how it all happened, I seen the sign for the store parked my car and stared for a few minutes as a gentleman in a statue of liberty costume walked past me, as you can guess it's close to tax time and liberty is more than willing to send teenagers to the street corners. I looked towards the game stores door and saw a closed sign but luck was on my side, all the lights were still on, so in high hopes I wandered to the door giving it a small tug as my hopes crashed down against the lock. BUT, fate had it that the gentleman that owns the shop actually DID happen to be there and didn't actually mind letting me in to scout around a bit. You see not only did he let me explore freely but he also talked to me the entire time I was there, very polite, and very intriguing. He was able to catch quickly why I was there and what games I might enjoy and I hung out in there checking out potentially new hobbies for myself for close to 45 minutes. So the lesson of this week's blog would be...Explore more, support local business, and check out this gentleman's shop! Gateway Game Facebook or go to Their Website. Please if you are nerdy at all, enjoy a good conversation, and a great atmosphere, this is it!
Cheers Xx
P.S. New t-shirts to be uploaded in t-minus 2 days!!

Lafayette, Indiana. Where threats of cannibalism make the headlines!

So, I was trolling the internet for something to laugh at today, and I came across a story, a tri-state story. So as you can imagine I got pretty excited. I do so love to read about the exploits of the individuals living within a 200 mile radius of me! As the story goes, a man was arrested after stealing a car that was at a gasoline station, this, is not the best part. Upon being arrested and arriving at the hospital due to the fact that he was chased down by the police pups and had a blood alcohol content more than 3 TIMES Indiana's legal state limit, he proceeded to tell the arresting officers that were with him at the hospital that he would "Hunt them down and eat them, their families, and their dogs."
What?
Don't look like that.
I can't possibly make this up. Go read this. Anyways, I got a good laugh from it, I figured y'all might as well.
Cheers! Xx

Here we are...

Good morning everyone. I have since being awake partaken in the consumption of coffee and  illustration. New shirt designs are currently being uploaded to the facebook page it's taking forever this morning but its gonna get there. In fact, it's just finished. Cheers Xx

T-shirt Designs

So as was expected the masses want to see what they're getting themselves into. They are split up into two ongoing series and there is one random shirt that someone request I made. The Two series are as Follows:
Video Games Versus Life
Fun Facts of the Day
I also have made other random shirts which I will continue to load to my facebook business page.
If you want a peak at them please go to www.facebook.com/skullypopdesigns and you will see the photo tab which you should click on. The Album titled The Beginning is the first set of shirts I have decided to show. There will of course be more updates frequently. If you're interested in ordering one my contact info is on there. Cheers Xx